Got Questions?
Frequently Asked Questions
What is your favorite food?
Buffalo wings or chili cheese fries.
What is your favorite TV show?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Why are you so obsessed with Jeff Goldblum?
Obsessions run in the family.
Why were you nerfed with rheumatoid arthritis?
Otherwise I would be too powerful.
Where is Appalachia?
Appalachia ranges from Southern New York to the north of Mississippi. I am originally from the Ohio part of Appalachia, hence a charming accent.
What’s your favorite miles-per-hour to drive?
40mph is the perfect speed.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Oh yes. I researched extensively to ensure my house was not haunted before we bought it.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
I will meet him one day.
Are you a vampire?
What are you, a cop?